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Thursday, October 5

Friday Fives

1. What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?

I never said that it was

2. What spells can you cast with magic markers?

I can make a magically dizzy blog author. Also, I draw animals very poorly. See here.

3. When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?

there is no hesitation. I set the alarm for approx an hour before I need to get up in order to compensate for my snooze problem. I can't begin to tell you how much I hate mornings. I probably have a sleep disorder that hasn't been named yet. For now, let's just assume I need a good smackin' in order to get up in the morning.

4. Which is more important to you and why: flexibility or expandability?

flexibility - firstly because it encompasses expandability. Also, I believe the key to happiness is being flexible. Nothing goes the way it is supposed to. If you plan for that, then you aren't disappointed. An example: I was helping Arne with his truck a few weekends ago. We had to get under the vehicle and dismantle the drive shaft and braking system. He explained it would take approx 3 to 4 hours. I blocked out an entire weekend for the project. It took the entire weekend, and went into Monday. Arne was frustrated, but I thought it was funny.

It is kinda funny that apparently I pride myself on flexibility. At my last physical, my doctor told me I need to work on flexibility. true story. I guess he wasn't factoring in my zen like approach to life. His loss.
5. Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

actually, we touched on this briefly. There does in fact need to be a memorial about me, but it won't represent a specific victory. Instead, it will celebrate everything about me. I'd like a ground water type sculpture. I want something on the scale of Crazy Horse... but on the ground. It should be visible from a plane... if not space. By having it be water based, though, it will be an eco system. This should be placed in a national park, if they Republicans havne't eliminated them yet.